Alright, I wanted to keep my wish list on the front page a while longer, but this is too important to ignore and my link's on the forum anyways.

I saw New Moon (completely against my will but it was either that or be very very sorry for my refusal) and, like many others, I'd like to point out a few things. By the way, I giggled throughout most of it and outright laughed a few times, so yeah. And, oh, spoilers and immaturity. Beware. *wiggles fingers*

First off: THE SPARKLING! I forgot how....bad it was. Like fucking diamonds. And they REEEEEEAAAAALLLYYY overdid it. But that's uh....okay because they're every pre-puberty girls' fantasy? *chokes*

-Did you notice, again, the fact that not ONE VAMPIRE showed a flash of fang? Even the bad guys, come on people WORK WITH ME! Myself and other true vampire lovers out there are dying from the injustice of it all. Even the wolves showed their teeth!

-There was one point where Bella and Edward kissed and after a moment Edward tries to pull himself away (the whole 'i want to eat you oh noes' lol) and looks/breathes/acts as if he's either about to have a heart attack or come. I couldn't tell which.

-Ahh, the amount of shirtlessness, I didn't believe it when others told me but ohhhh my. The whole wolf pack, Jacob, and Edward. Several times (read: almost every scene). And there was one point when Jacob pulls off his shirt for NO REASON to wipe blood from Bella's face, and the camera does an upward angle and zooms in and up his chest. Wow, blatant fanservice! I lol'd. A lot.

-Jasper looks completely insane, as usual. Laurent is still smokin' sex-ay. Carlisle is still super uber related-to-a-god gorgeous. 'Nuff said about that.

-Like, you know? I mean, really, you know? Like, Jessica killed me. Truly the personification of preppyness. I giggled.

-Apparently all humans talk to each other from about 6 inches away and directly to each others faces. Because every and I mean EVERY scene with Bella/any guy they were as close as they could get without bein' all up on each other. Oversexed, much?

-Is it mean of me to say that Bella's acting has not gotten any better? I mean, she does damsel in emotional heart-wrenching distress very well, but her and Edward are about as honestly emotional as dead fish. If this gets some sort of award, I'm losing all faith in humanity. For the most part it was entertaining to point out.

-There was one perfectly hilarious scene of 'the future' of Bella's vampire-ness. It was slo-mo running and sparkly and fluttery and pretty and I ALMOST peed myself laughing. AND the slo-mo shirt removal in Italy. That was funny and also completely unnecessary. I'm not going to comment on Edward's chest. *bites lip to hold giggles*

-Not funny, but is it REALLY fair to string along two guys? Just not right at all. But they did the passage-of-time thing well, as close to the book's blank pages as you could get.

You all need to read Slinkers' journal about it, because that's really funny too. But I'm going to stop there, because I could rant allll night long. I'm going to go see it again, you can count on that. In an empty theater, with a close friend, so we can make fun of it and laugh all we want. One of the funniest/most ridiculous things ever, though it did improve from the first one.

~Ash